The captain rushed to the deck of the ship, astounded. Mountains of soapy bubbles surrounded his vessel and beyond them stark white cliffs rose out of the water in every direction. The veteran sailor had never witnessed such a seascape in all his years. A yellow life preserver floated off the stern, and the captain watched transfixed as a colossal hand crept from the sea and squeezed it. His ship tooted a toot he had only heard in his dreams.